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After finishing off the last 3 hot wings from the other night, i have come to realize that I didn’t post my recipe for my Hooters Hot Chicken Salad Sandwich…

Ingredients
10 pcs Hooters 911 or 9 Mile Island Hot Wings (drumsticks)
2 Tsp Mayonaise (Adjust to personal preference)
1 Roll (or 2 slices of white bread)
12 Napkins or 4 paper towels.

Rip those wings apart. Just grab em and rip the meat right off the bone. Whatever you cant get with your hands, just eat right off the bone! Then toss the chicken into a cup or bowl. Add the Mayonaise and mix it up good. Scoop out the chicken salad and put it on the roll or bread. Eat.

Serves: 1

Wake up at 12, Watch some TV/Play on the PC, Go to work, Come home, Watch some TV/Play on the PC, Go to sleep.

This is my routine lately. I’m boring nowadays 🙂

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We headed to Jillian’s after the shennanigans at Hooters tonight 🙂 Had a blast. They were offering double points and I didnt have my card on me, so I gladly shelled out $20 for $40 worth of game credits!

I proceeded to continue my cardio workout program… non-stop DDR… It was cool. I had quite a crowd built up at one point, but my game was just off…. I havent played DDR in a while, but while I quickly got back into my groove I realized that my accuracy was nonexistant anymore. I need to keep at it. Maybe I’ll head to Jillians for an hour or so every night. I think they’re open until 1. Plus it’ll give me the exercise I really need. I lost about 20 lbs over a month and a half the last time I played frequent DDR!

I love going to hooters, not only for the Hooters girls (who I have to say, some just aren’t that attractive) but for the clientelle. Next time you’re in Hooters, look around. You will see the following people:

1. Group of all girls (Lesbians perhaps. Bi maybe. who knows)
2. a Guy and his Girlfriend, aparently on a date (their last date probably)
3. The family… A man, his wife, and their 2 daughters. (ok, occaisionally a son too but rarely!)
4. Roudy teens cellebrating a birthday (with one thing on their minds, Dancing on a chair with a hooters girl)

You expect #4 to be there… Though it’s probably not anyones birthday. They just want to dance up on the chair with the girls. but the other 3 seem so out of place in a “Family Style” restaurant where the waitresses wear skin-tght skimpy clothing with their cleavage (if they have any) hanging out!

#1 has to be a group of lesbians or bisexual girls. The food at Hooters is pretty good, but I wouldn’t eat at a restaurant where the waiters are all half-naked men, no matter how good the food is. Have you ever heard of Take out!

#2 is just weird… The last place I want to take my girlfriend is a restaurant where all the waitresses run around with their boobs falling out in front of me. I want to sit back, relax and enjoy the view 🙂

#3 worries me the most. This is the child molestor. What kind of lesson are you teaching your 9 and 13 year old by bringing them to Hooters? Dress sexy to get what you want? Be a slut and you too can be successful. Just like the Hooters girl who loves to bring me wings and beer! I say that every guy who brings his family into Hooters should have his photo taken and submitted to law enforcement for inclusion in a potential sex offender database. It’s one thing to take your 17 year old son here to prove your a cool dad, but your wife and 2 young daughters? Sicko!

But this is only my outake on this. What do you think?