Author Archives: jaypoc

Still Waiting

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Sorry to keep you in suspense, but I havent heard anything yet either. I met with the co-op board on Monday and they told me I would find out the next day of their decision. I feel like they approved me because they took a lot of time to give me minor details of what I will need to get from the seller when I move in. So I have been calling the office, but haven’t gotten a return call yet. We’ll see.

Unfortunately

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Taken from someone who took it from someone who probably did the same…

Google “Unfortunately yourname” (with the quotes and replace yourname with your name) and look for some amusing results. Here’s some that I got:

  • Unfortunately, Jason’s health continues to get worse and only one woman can save him.
  • Unfortunately, Jason had been looking at his friends and wasn’t ready for the congratulations.
  • Unfortunately, Jason miscalculated and because of that mistake the life he hoped for and dreamed of faded.
  • Unfortunately, Jason was born about 10 years too late.
  • Unfortunately, Jason is adopted and vehemently opposed to tracking down his biological parents
  • Unfortunately, Jason was in 4th or 5th place when he became severely ill.

    And my favorite (or least favorite?):

  • Unfortunately, Jason’s reign of terror is ended as Chris grabs an ax while Jason is hacking away and buries it into the left side of his skull.

    Now I have a few friends named Chris. I better look out!