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Taken from someone who took it from someone who probably did the same…

Google “Unfortunately yourname” (with the quotes and replace yourname with your name) and look for some amusing results. Here’s some that I got:

Unfortunately, Jason’s health continues to get worse and only one woman can save him.

Unfortunately, Jason had been looking at his friends and wasn’t ready for the congratulations.

Unfortunately, Jason miscalculated and because of that mistake the life he hoped for and dreamed of faded.

Unfortunately, Jason was born about 10 years too late.

Unfortunately, Jason is adopted and vehemently opposed to tracking down his biological parents

Unfortunately, Jason was in 4th or 5th place when he became severely ill.

And my favorite (or least favorite?):

Unfortunately, Jason’s reign of terror is ended as Chris grabs an ax while Jason is hacking away and buries it into the left side of his skull.

Now I have a few friends named Chris. I better look out!