Well, My birthday is on Wednesday. and if you wanna get me a REALLY COOL present, hook me up with an iMac or iMac monitor… It doesn’t have to work…. I just want the shell to make a Macquarium out of…..

After infiltrating the secure facilities in Nevada known to the public as Area 51, I assured the president that I would not reveal information about the activities that I witnessed inside. See a pic of us closing the agreement.

The Two Towers was great! Only one left! Can’t wait to see Return of the King!

Heading out now to see Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years. While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of

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