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We headed to Jillian’s after the shennanigans at Hooters tonight 🙂 Had a blast. They were offering double points and I didnt have my card on me, so I gladly shelled out $20 for $40 worth of game credits!

I proceeded to continue my cardio workout program… non-stop DDR… It was cool. I had quite a crowd built up at one point, but my game was just off…. I havent played DDR in a while, but while I quickly got back into my groove I realized that my accuracy was nonexistant anymore. I need to keep at it. Maybe I’ll head to Jillians for an hour or so every night. I think they’re open until 1. Plus it’ll give me the exercise I really need. I lost about 20 lbs over a month and a half the last time I played frequent DDR!

I love going to hooters, not only for the Hooters girls (who I have to say, some just aren’t that attractive) but for the clientelle. Next time you’re in Hooters, look around. You will see the following people:

1. Group of all girls (Lesbians perhaps. Bi maybe. who knows)
2. a Guy and his Girlfriend, aparently on a date (their last date probably)
3. The family… A man, his wife, and their 2 daughters. (ok, occaisionally a son too but rarely!)
4. Roudy teens cellebrating a birthday (with one thing on their minds, Dancing on a chair with a hooters girl)

You expect #4 to be there… Though it’s probably not anyones birthday. They just want to dance up on the chair with the girls. but the other 3 seem so out of place in a “Family Style” restaurant where the waitresses wear skin-tght skimpy clothing with their cleavage (if they have any) hanging out!

#1 has to be a group of lesbians or bisexual girls. The food at Hooters is pretty good, but I wouldn’t eat at a restaurant where the waiters are all half-naked men, no matter how good the food is. Have you ever heard of Take out!

#2 is just weird… The last place I want to take my girlfriend is a restaurant where all the waitresses run around with their boobs falling out in front of me. I want to sit back, relax and enjoy the view 🙂

#3 worries me the most. This is the child molestor. What kind of lesson are you teaching your 9 and 13 year old by bringing them to Hooters? Dress sexy to get what you want? Be a slut and you too can be successful. Just like the Hooters girl who loves to bring me wings and beer! I say that every guy who brings his family into Hooters should have his photo taken and submitted to law enforcement for inclusion in a potential sex offender database. It’s one thing to take your 17 year old son here to prove your a cool dad, but your wife and 2 young daughters? Sicko!

But this is only my outake on this. What do you think?

HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS!

Battle cry from my past (What’s up ‘soco!!!!) I went to Hooters tonight for the first time in a few years. It’s funny, some of the same girls were working there today as were the last time I went which was at least 3 years ago. I guess once a hooters girl, always a hooters girl.

We managed to get the waitress who was sick of working there and had no problem telling her customers about it. She came over to the table and sat down next to me. Not unusual for Hooters because they usually join you and flirt for a while hoping that you’ll give them a better tip for being friendly and outgoing…. Not this hooter girl. She sat next to me, with her eyes perusing around the room as she explained to me that she didn’t want to be there, that she was going home soon, and that she had been there 5 years and was only working on a saturday because they were closed on Sunday, her regular day. Then as we were figuring out the check (and her tip) she sat down and said “I’m just hiding out.. keep going” as if I was going to discuss with my friend how much to tip her right there in front of her… Someone needs to sit her down and teach her to be personable or else she needs another job!

Got home around 11:30 and found that I recieved the new issue of 2600! Already read halfway through it. Was kind of dissapointed when I saw an article on the Internet services aboard the Carnival cruislines (which I just got BACK from. lol) but upon further reading, I think I got more technical information from the manager of the cafe than the article. It gave a lot of useless information and then told you how to steal the service and bill it to another guest. 2600 is usually better at chosing articles with more usefull, or at least technical information.