Author Archives: jaypoc

Bum Grapes!

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You know it’s just my luck! I wasn’t thinking this morning when I got to work and parked underneath the lights. You know, the one where ALL the birds in nassau county like to come and perch on! So I had a nice covering of bird shit all over the hood and windshield of my car…. Yes, the car that was completely detailed just 3 days before…ARGH! lol Tried just hosing it off but that left small circle marks all over the hood. I wound up having to bust out the car-wash kit and actually clean the hood!

Looks good now though 🙂

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Finally got my car back! YAY! Looks good. The door rubbed against the fender after the work was done, so it had to be adjusted. I’ll bring the car in during the week and get that touched up but otherwise, it looks good as new!!!

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Damnit! I didn’t have a date yesterday!!!! Anyone wanna make it up to me 🙂


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret…guys feel left out. That’s right…left out. There’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially “Steak & Blowjob Day.

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Here’s a good one… I got a letter from the Police Department today. It would appear that my car has been impounded.

That sucks… doesn’t it….

Especially amusing since I dropped my car off at the Body Shop last week and spoke to my mechanic regarding the car after the date the letter was mailed 🙂

I feel bad for the guy who thinks his car was stolen because they sent the impound notice to me instead.