Author Archives: jaypoc

Just got in. Met for the first time. We went out to the Deli for breakfast and hung out in Deer Park where I used to work. We circled around the neighborhood looking for Porn Shops and Strip Clubs 🙂 Interesting way to spend the morning, but I had a good time.

Kerri, Next time, if we have more time I’ll buy ya a lap dance. rofl.

Got some time to kill before I have to go to work. Today’s our company BBQ but the weather sucks, so who knows what’s gonna happen later. Hopefully they’ll still have something going on.

Okay! It’s 2AM. I’m meeting in the morning before we have to work so I have to get some sleep! lol… g’night

Okay. This is hysterical. I need to sleep around a bit more to make this one more interesting

Jaypoc‘s LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what Jaypoc has done with the 16 people on his friends list!

met 43.8% hugged 31.3% dated 12.5% kissed 12.5% seen topless 18.8% seen naked 6.3% phone sexed 0.0% made out 12.5% oral sex 6.3% fucked 6.3%

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You wake up in a room with four walls, a floor and a ceiling.
There are no doors or windows.
There is light in the room (you are able to see)
On the wall, just above your head is a mirror.
Against the opposite wall is a chair…

How do you get out of the room? Think about this one for a while!

Move the chair under the mirror. Stand on the chair. Look in the mirror. See what you saw. Take the saw. Cut a door.

🙂

How do you catch a polar bear?

(For best effect, read answer aloud)

Cut a hole in the ice.
Place peas around the opening.
When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole….