If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are sensless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
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What do you do…
What do you do when you get home late. You’re sitting online at 12:30 AM and your friend pops online and says what’s up?
If you’re me you say… “Let’s go sledding!” 🙂
That right! I ran out at 1AM with a classic Radio Flyer Sled and some garbage bags (Refer back a few years to my psycho sledding post) and headed for the hills of Howard B Mattlin Middle School.
Nice surprise
Work does something very cool that no other jobs I’ve worked at have
done. When I work on a holiday, I get tripple my hourly sallary. If the
holiday falls on my day off, I get an Alternate day off (paid) so
either way, whether I work a holiday or not, I get a benefit!
I was pleasantly surprised this afternoon when I checked my calendar
and found that I have off tomorrow. This is also good because I wanted
to attend a LIBN event being held at 8AM thurday morning and this will
give me a chance to get to sleep early so I’m not wiped all day Thu.
JaypoCON 2005 – Part 4 – In closing
JaypoCON 2005 was eventfull and loads of fun. I had a great time, and I think all my friends did too. The gears are in motion for JaypoCON 2006 but I think I’m going to plan something more local. The only downside of the AC trip was that a lot of people couldn’t make it because of the distance and conflicting schedules.
If you’re interested in reading about JaypoCON 2005: This Link brings you to all the posts in the right order.
Until next year…..
JaypoCON 2005 – VINCE STORY UPDATE 4
The Adventures of Action Vance! Part 2
Walking through the casino, Action Vance’s mind explodes into action again. He makes the arrangements with the 2 girls in our group. He makes his way ahead about 300 feet and leans up against a column directly across from the Table games (Blackjack, Craps, etc..) and pretends to be planning his next big movie on his cellphone. All of a sudden, the girls charge at him screaming like loony fans and ask for his autograph. Janna even had Laura take her pic with Vince on her cellphone.
The girls ran back to me and Josh as we continued on towards the Buffet. We had to shrug off the dealers and pit bosses who were really curious who the “star” was. They’ll always wonder who that star was who was in their casino.