Author Archives: jaypoc

I heard an interesting saying today which holds true….

If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport!

Don’t you hate it when someone you know gets you an interview with the CEO of a major company. They personally recommend you for the position.

So you pull out a suit and tie. Iron the shirt lat night, get up early, get dressed, shower…. and go to the interview and realize DUMMY!!!!! YOU’RE WEARING YOUR SNEAKERS!!!! Damnit!

And to think it’s been almost a year since I’ve gotten any annoying cam visitors. lol

and the loser didnt even sign my guestbook 🙂

Okay! Get this one…

a 12 year old kid named Michael writes me an email…

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Dear Heypoc,

I am 12 years old and a big fan of you and your webcam. My friends and I have even started a club about you, because we watch you all the time. But, we REALLY wish that you’d pay more attention to your fans, and occaisionally wave at the camera. Thanks Jaypoc!

Your buggest fan,
Michael Mullady
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First of all, it’s JAYPOC! Second, The cam is supposed to capture me in real life. Do you walk around randomly waving at a computer? NO!!! Neither do I! Now, Had you contacted me (and been cool) I would most likely wave or hold up a sign. I’ve done this for so many of my “fans” or visitors but they’re usually cool…. You are not. You should not be forming a club to watch some guy sit at his computer desk all day. Thats lame! Go out and get a girlfriend or something!

🙂