Monthly Archives: May 2004

I’m not much of a LJ slut

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Okay. This is hysterical. I need to sleep around a bit more to make this one more interesting

Jaypoc‘s LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what Jaypoc has done with the 16 people on his friends list!
met
43.8%
hugged
31.3%
dated
12.5%
kissed
12.5%
seen topless
18.8%
seen naked
6.3%
phone sexed
0.0%
made out
12.5%
oral sex
6.3%
fucked
6.3%
What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?
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In a room

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You wake up in a room with four walls, a floor and a ceiling.
There are no doors or windows.
There is light in the room (you are able to see)
On the wall, just above your head is a mirror.
Against the opposite wall is a chair…

How do you get out of the room? Think about this one for a while!

Move the chair under the mirror. Stand on the chair. Look in the mirror. See what you saw. Take the saw. Cut a door.

🙂

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How do you catch a polar bear?

(For best effect, read answer aloud)

Cut a hole in the ice.
Place peas around the opening.
When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole….

Life is good.

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Lately, I’ve met a bunch of cool people online. I just got back from meeting one girl who lives only two towns over from me. She’s got a background in communications/film making which is what I started to go to school for prior to switching to computer science. We hung out until about 3AM just talking and joking (and making fun of the waitress who really didnt want to be there). I certainly hope that we can hang out again, as she’d be a lot of fun.. We shall see…

I’m also looking foward to this weekend. From starting the singles community here on LiveJournal, I have met a bunch of cool people. Especially . We’ve been talking online and on the phone for quite a few days and she seems very cool! I can’t wait for this weekend to meet her. We may even go to a concert together depending on my new work schedule (cross your fingers for me!)

so as I said… Life is good.