If you bring the computer into the bathroom with you, that’s fine.
If you like to blog while you shit, that’s fine.
If you like to frag your friends while pushing brown, that’s fine.
If you like to send spam while squeezing spam, that’s not quite fine.
But do me a favor….When all is said and done, WIPE, WASH and then…ONLY THEN…pick the computer back up or else I’m not touching it the next time you screw it up and want someone to fix it!
So I get a phone call, asking for me by name, on my line which is:
1. Unlisted
2. In my mother’s name
3. NEVER given out to any companies/agencies
and the caller claims to be representing Maxim Magazine. When I asked where she got my number, she answered “Maxim Magazine”. Knowing that Maxim does not have my phone number, I again inquired where they got my numbed and her reply was again “Maxim Magazine”…
After telling her that I did NOT receive maxim AT THAT NUMBER she hung up.
Now, I dialed star[*] 69 and got the number 800-362-0796… I’ve been trying to research that number but with no luck. So far, it will cost me between $60 and $250 just to find out who owns the number. $250 to find out who called MY phone.
I call out to the masses. If anybody has access to this information would you please email me any information you have. I dunno, maybe someone in your family is in law enforcement or is a private investigator? I could use a hand…