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Report generated 6/15/2004 3:34:52 PM by
I really need to bring my car in now….
Last night the button for my window burnt out. I actually saw smoke come up from the button right before it stopped working. Now my window is stuck open…. On top of that….
1. Time for an Oil Change
2. Need to replace one Headlight
3. Need to replace one fog light
4. Wiper Blade needs to be tightened
5. Wheel Hub Sensor needs replacement (dealer part)
6. Brakes need to be checked
That’s gonna cost me some $$$
I take PayPal if anybody wants to help out 
Ive been having such a blast lately…. Meeting new people, hanging with old friends, going out and having fun!
The other night I met Janice…A girl who had added me to her buddy list because she saw me on a website….and almost immediately forgot about me 
So of course, I have that IM conversation that begins with, “Hi. You’re on my buddy list. Who are you”….The funniest thing was, Her screen name is only a few letters off from one of my friends.so I thought it was her. lol…. Anyways we hung out, checked out doggies, and tried to go photo-opping at ikea, but the batteries died in my camera. Damnit. lol!
Last nigtht was awesome too! My friend Laura (who threw the Middle-Eastern party came out the lawn guyland for the evening… We went to one of the restaurants on the Nautical Mile in freeport for dinner and then headed out to Dave & Busters where we met up with Jen, Charlie, Eric and Bish… My game, was actually slightly broken which made it EXTREMELY easy to win…. Normally I’ll win between 500 and 1000 tickets in one night,, but last night I won 3000 tickets, so I bought a full set of beer glasses….6 of em… got 1 for Laura too. Was gonna get her 2, but she only wanted one….self service?
You could create an entire website dedicated to the stupidity of the Dell support staff…
I called up to get replacement rubber feet for my Laptop. The parts probably cost DELL a total of $.03 for a full set of 5. The tech asked, how many fell off my machine. I say 4. He asks which ones (why? They’re all the same) and I tell him, but ask if he can send me a full set of 5 so I have an extra. He says, No, he can only send me the ones that are missing.
Trying not to laugh hysterically, I inform him that all 5 fell off, but I found one and stuck it on myself. It may fall off again. He they acknowledges me by offering to send all 5.
What the fuck is that?
I have Complete Care on this Laptop. If I call and say the monitor is split into 47 pieces they will send me another. If I say a car ran over the laptop, they will send me another. If I say I was bored and tossed the laptop off of the observation deck of the Empire State Building, they will ask if anyone got hurt, and then SEND ME ANOTHER LAPTOP.
BUT…. If I ask for 5 rubber feet. The little stickers that go on the bottom of the laptop and prevent it from sliding around (and provide support for the system) they can’t send them…UNLESS THEY’VE ALREADY FALLEN OUT!
When my motherboard goes… because the system was improperly supported and it caused the board to flex, they’ll happily send me a new motherboard…. GOOD! Let that happen. The company could save thousands of dollars, by simply sednding 5 extra rubber feet. But noooooooooo.
I may call Dell once a week, and get as many rubber feet as I can, and I will freely distribute them to anybody who needs them for only the cost of the shipping! If you live near me, I’ll deliver them free of charge.
Tonight was a lot of fun. Dunkin’ Donuts had a promotion that from 10AM to 10PM they were giving away FREE iced coffees. So
Had fun, drank TONS of coffee, and fulfilled my good deed for the week
Until next time!
Oh, we took pictures of the coffees at each stop. Check out my Moblog to see the pics.
Inspired by the sexual compatability poll, I created this sex poll. Go ahead take it and we’ll see just how that damn thing tries to match us up! Don’t lie now!
- START OF QUIZ -
DO you like to have sex with women? Yes
Do you like to have sex with men? No
Do you like hugging? Yes
Do you like holding hands? Yes
Do you like kissing? yes
Do you like french (tongue) kissing? Yes
Do you like making out in general? Yes
Do you enjoy flirting? Yes
Do you like giving backrubs? Yes
Do you like recieving backrubs? Yes
Are your pubes shaved? Sometimes
Do you like shaked pubes? Yes
Do you like playing with breasts? Yes
Do you like having your nipples played with? Not really. Sometimes
Do you like playing with testicles? No
Do you like licking or sucking ears? Yes
Do you like having your ears licked or sucked? Doesn’t do anything for me.
Do you enjoy mutual masturbation with a partner? Never done it. Maybe
Rate The following positions in order of preferece (start with most preferred): Woman on Top, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy Style
Do you like performing oral sex on men? No
Do you like performing oral sex on women? Yes
Do you like recieving oral sex? Yes
Do you like 69ing (mutual oral sex?)? Yes
Do you like anal sex (penetrating)? No
Do you like anal sex (being penetrated)? No
Do you like enemas? No
Do you like biting? No
Do you like being bitten? No
Do you like your sex gentle? Sometimes
Do you like your sex rough? Sometimes
Do you like cumming on your partner’s face? Yes
Do you like cumming on your partner’s breasts? Yes
Do you like cumming on your partner’s ass? Does nothing for me.
Do you like cumming on your partner in general? Yes
Do you like cum on your face? No
Do you like cum on your ass? No
Do you like cum on you in general? No
Do you like swallowing cum? No
Do you like it when your partner swallows your cum? Yes
Are you a virgin? No
Do you prefer virgins? Haven’t been with one yet
Do you like threesomes with another man? No
Do you like threesomes with another woman? Never tried it but would like to.
Do you like group (4 or more) sex? Never tried it but would probably if I had the chance.
Do you like watching pornography? Yes
Do you like making pornography? Yes
Are you an exhibitionist? No
Do you like having sex outdoors? Yes
Do you like having sex in “risky” places? Not really.
Are you polyamorous or prefer an open relationship? Sometimes yes, Sometimes no.
Do you enjoy using sex toys? Yes
Do you like breast fucking? Yes
Do you like fist fucking (penetration)? No
Do you like fist fucking (being penetrated)? No
Do you like inflicting pain? No
Do you like having pain inflicted on you? No
Are you dominant? Sometimes
Are you submissive? Sometimes
Do you like tying people up (or otherwise restraining them, e.g. handcuffs)? Yes
Do you like being tied up (or otherwise restrained)? Yes
Do you like leather (in a sexual way)? Yes
Do you like rubber/latex (in a sexual way)? Yes
Do you like piercings? Not on me. ok on other people/partners
Do you like having sex while high? Never been high.
Do you like having sex while drunk? Yes
Ideally, how often would you like to have sex (on a sustained bases over a long period of time)? 5 times a week….
Do you like dirty talk? Yes
Do you prefer sex with the lights on or off? Off is more romantic, but either.
Do you like using food in sex play? Yes, But it can be messy!
Do you like fursuit play (furries)? No
Do you like having your feet worshipped? No
Do you like to worship feet (Given that they are attractive)? No
- END OF QUIZ -
I am posting this again because I have added some people to my friends list and expended my experiences with fellow LJers….Still no phone sex though. Come on! You all have my #
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