Daily Archives: November 16, 2003

I really think that I should have responded to all those offers I received in my email about getting a larget penis.

It seems that by not responding they’ve assumed I am a woman and now I’m getting offers to enlarge my breasts.

Don’t you hate it when the animals are right up at the glass…. You can see eachother, and reach out for eachother but there’s that impenetrable glass in your way! 🙂

I took Jill to the Zoo today. We had a great time. She’s so cute and a lot of fun to hang with, I’m looking foward to seeing her again.

Disaster is my middle name

Here’s the scenario…. I’m in the shower about to shave. I have a glass on the window sill along with 2 bottles of shampoo, 2 bottles of conditioner, My shaving cream, soap, etc…

I put conditioner in my hair. Work it in, as I bump the shampoo which in turn bumps the conditioner which begins a chain reaction of everything crashing down into the tub.. Including the glass which I used to rinse off the razor…..

It shattered into hundreds of pieces. I’m fortunate that I didn’t slice my feet up! I jumped but stayed remarkably still at the same time….

Why does this stuff alwats happen to me? lol